This is a transcript of the Earthworm Jim episode "Conqueror Worm" from season 1, which first aired on October 7, 1995.
(Jim and Peter are being lowered into a vat of boiling acid)
Narrator: We join our bold heroes Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy as they are being lowered into a vat of boiling acid by the despicable Evil the Cat!
Evil: Now you shall perish, you insipid worm, and I shall-
Jim: I know, I know, you'll destroy the universe,
Evil: Ugh... tell me the truth. Am I getting predictable?
Peter: Jim, I'm allergic to acid!
Jim: Fear not, fuzz-buddy! I'll free us with my Swedish army claws! Corkscrews? Rats! Nail files? Rats! Bottle openers? Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Peter: Uh, Jim? Since your arm's free, why don't you just use your gun?
Jim: What? Oh, yeah, sure!
(Jim fires his gun at the acid, causing the vat to explode. Evil and Henchrat run away screaming.)
Peter: Good goin' Jim! You've beaten the bad guys and saved the universe once again.
Jim: Hm? Oh yeah, who cares about the universe? How do I get these stupid claws to work? Swordfish? Rats! Umbrella? Rats! Lawn flamingo? Rats!
Narrator: We take you now to Earthworm Jim, showing the eight wonder of the world, the Terlawk mall, to the mighty Hamsternator, evil's stretchy cheeked foe!
Jim: Ah, Earth's greatest contribution to high culture, the mall. Gaze in all it's underpassed beauty!
Peter: NO! Bad Hamsternator!
(Hamsternator is trying to eat a plant. Earthworm Jim stops him.)
Jim: You've got to stop putting things in your cheeks! Hey, what else is in there?
(Jim slaps Hamsternator three times, making him spit out a trash can, a machine and a child.)
Hamsternator: Uh, sorry Jim, it's my nature.
Narrator: And so, Jim shows the Hamsternator the marvels of the mall. The frozen yogurt shop.
(Hamsternator eats a hard thing)
Jim: No, no, no you eat this stuff!
(Jim eats some frozen yogurt)
Jim: See? Fudge-licious! (In shock)
(Jim's brains are frozen, a sign says "North Pole")
Jim: BRAIN!! FREEZE!!
(Jim runs around screaming. Some birds fly away. The whole Earth can hear it. Then Jim stops running around.)
Jim: Man... what a rush!
Narrator: The lamp store.
Jim: Hello, my little molten friends! ...Hamstey, what have you got in your cheeks now?
Hamsternator: (With glowing cheeks) Nothing!
(Jim glares at the Hamsternator)
Narrator: And of course, the copy place!