An enchanted talking sword, the Sword of Righteousness claims to be a trainer of true heroes. He was found by Jim in an ancient sandwich vending machine and began training him shortly after. Jim followed the sword's instructions exactly, with disastrous results, until the sword revealed that no one he has ever trained has ever won a fight. Jim thus reverted back to his old fighting style and threw the sword into outer space.
- The sword's name is possibly based off of the "sword of righteousness," a sword that is supposed to be part of God's armor for people against sins.
- The Sword appeared again in episode "Hyper Psy-Crow" in a Superhero Award Party scene with the Hero Members at the table as the Narrator tell them names from start, and Jim and Peter in the end.